2. I feel like an old man inside, not physically but mentally.
3. I wish friends would just call.
4. I'm excited for my birthday&party
5. I need new music, I think people are confused about what I actually like because some of the music I listen to is a joke.
6. no body understands my jokes, WHY?
7. When I was 15 I thought I'd be married by 22, and have kids by 26....now, I think I'll be married around 26, and have kids around 30.
8. Cool story?
9. I want something exciting to happen, but not to me.
I'm sick of doing school work, FORREAL.
John and I went to Chateau France on Friday and it was lovely.
We are the most unclassy couple ever (maybe not EVER), basically we listened to a creepy "Patrick Brock" type man woo-ing his Russian Mail Ordered Bride...and then we made some of our typical fart jokes that we have now had going on for over a year, awkwardly winked at eachother, and tried not to say vulgar words.
We are going to Chicago on Thursday and I'm really excited, 1) I won't have to work 2) I've always wanted to go to Chicago...it's a really cool city, RIGHT?
NAP TIME!
I'm going to Texxxas on Friday, woopidy woop.
I hope James Argentina's hands slip while he's typing and all of his fingers break.
I don't know who he is, but he seems to be very unnecessary, except if he wasn't there then I wouldn't have anything to make fun of in my online classes...so THANK YOU for entertaining me and giving me something to talk about. I'm positive.
I would tell the whole story but I don't feel like it, so I'll leave it a mystery and hope that you trust me.
He has magic badass powers, pulls them out when necessary and then sits back down calmly like he didn't just throw a table over and break glass every where. I'm sure a lot of people think he is "prick", as one of the words used last night but I would have to completely disagree. 1) He doesn't have broken vocal chords and says "bro" 2) He doesn't show his peirced ballz to anyone.
anywayz, I love him.
This summer I am taking:
The College Experience (lol)
Career Life and Planning (lol)
French (because I want to be a sexy french woman)
AND Marketing (because I'm the manager of a Yoga studio)
AND I am taking all of them online
Pleez lawd make me do the work.
Christina and I were up til 4:30 in the morn last night doing math homework, it was AWESOME.
My abs hurt because I got a weak core.
I better get to go to Texas in May or I'm gunna throw a hissy fit.
I Want to hang out with the world.
I'm going to be really lonely when Christina is in EUROPE this summer, whoreslut.
bye?
